Meaningful Sentences

My friend walks in a whimsical way; Jeff walks with his feet kicking him in his butt.

It seems the editors of the vocabulary book I use with my students have very good senses of humor. Knowing it is aimed at high schoolers, they have decided it would be a good idea to include the following words for us to study and discuss in depth this year:

grope

ravage

abut

chafe

defile

endow

penal

taint

Of all the words in the English language, you couldn’t have chosen ones a little less guaranteed to make the room erupt in laughter every single (every single) time they are uttered?

I probably would have done the same thing. Well played my friends.

Question: Describe the economic status of most people in Afghanistan.

Answer: They really don’t have much money at all, they are very poor, some families have to pack their houses with goat crap.

Question: What would it be like to live in Afghanistan in the summer?

Answer: It would be hot in the summer, about 100%.

The scavenger was looking for food in the desert. Since there wasn’t no useful things for that rummager to eat, he died.

In order to figure out how to infiltrate Carl’s candy stash, we’ll have to make him spill the code.

The only way I could proclaim, or announce, my love for Megan Fox was by yelling it into the night sky.

Here is the topic sentence of body paragraph 2 of an essay. The thesis is that knowledge increases sorrow.

Furthermore, the song Careless Whisper, which was covered so many times by different people that it’s impossible to tell who originally wrote it, tells about someone betrayed.

I left the beach and went to the hotel to put my fancy attire on. I gave my old clothes to a lot of homeless people I saw on the beach, so it won’t go to waste and it could avail at the end of the day. The beach water was nice, clear, and cryptic. The beach was so big it was divergent all over the place! I was very enmity towards the seagulls because they always taking my food LOL. It was so fervent and damped out there on the beach I felt like my body temp was on 7000 degrees. The waves was like scavengers; they keep creeping up on me.

I saw a lot of men acting crony and rude to other people, that was a shame.